BE POSITIVE

BE POSITIVE

Father : "I want you to marry a girl of my choice"

Son : "I will choose my own bride!"

Father : "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."

Son : "Well, in that case...ok"

Next - Father approaches Bill Gates.

Father : "I have a husband for your daughter."

Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry!"

Father : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."

Bill Gates : "Ah, in that case...ok" Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank. Father : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."

President : "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"

Father : "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."

President : "Ah, in that case...ok" This is how business is done!!

Moral: Even If you have nothing,You can get Anything. But your attitude should be positive

Think +++++++ve

by DIVYA

MEMEBR JAB WE MET CA

FUNNY LINES

FUNNY LINES IN LEAVE APPLICATION

Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

Letter writing:- "I am well here and hope you are also in the same well

A candidate's job application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'.... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

TO BE CONTINUED TOMORROW.......

“ENJOY TODAY ,WAIT FOR BEAUTIFUL TOMORROW ”

The Leave Applications

The Leave Applications

From H.A.L. Administration Dept: "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

Another leave letter written to the headmaster: "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."

READ MORE IN FUN BOX TOMORROW.......

Corporate language !!

Corporate language !!

'We will do it'

means

' You will do it'

'You have done a great job'

means

'More work to be given to you'

'We are working on it'

means

'We have not yet started working on the same'

'Tomorrow first thing in the morning'

means

'Its not getting done... At least not tomorrow !'.

'After discussion we will decide - I am very open to views'

means

'I have already decided, I will tell you what to do'

'There was a slight mis-communication'

means

'We had actually lied'

'Lets call a meeting and discuss'

means

'I have no time now, will talk later'

'We can always do it'

means

'We actually cannot do the same on time'

'We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline'

means

'The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time.'

'We had slight differences of opinion'

means

'We had actually fought'

'Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you'

means

'Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me'

'You should have told me earlier'

means

'Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!'

'We need to find out the real reason'

means

'Well I will tell you where your fault is'

'Well... family is important, your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected'

means

'Well you know...'

'We are a team'

means

'I am not the only one to be blamed'

'That's actually a good question'

means

'I do not know anything about it'

'All the Best'

means

' You are in trouble'