FRIENDSHIP.........

TRUE FRIENDSHIP

The Leave Applications

The Leave Applications

From H.A.L. Administration Dept: "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

Another leave letter written to the headmaster: "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."

READ MORE IN FUN BOX TOMORROW.......

HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY

HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY

“Friends and Medicine play the same role in our life .both care for us in pain But ………..The only difference is that friendship does not have an expiry date……!”

FROM :--

JAB WE MET CA

"UNITED WE STAND, DIVIDED WE FALL"

Garbage Truck

'The Law of the Garbage Truck

One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport. We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on his breaks, skidded, and missed the other car by just inches! The driver of the other car whipped his head around and started yelling at us. My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. And I mean, he was really friendly. So I asked, 'Why did you just do that? This guy almost ruined your car and sent us to the hospital!' This is when my taxi driver taught me what I now call, 'The Law of the Garbage Truck..' He explained that many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and full of disappointment. As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it and sometimes they'll dump it on you. Don't take it personally. Just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on. Don't take their garbage and spread it to other people at work, at home, or on the streets. The bottom line is that successful people do not let garbage trucks take over their day.

Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets,

so.....

'Love the people who treat you right. Pray for the ones who don't.'

Life is ten percent what you make it and ninety percent how you take it!

Rgds....

DIVYA SHARMA

MEMBER JAB WE MET CA

"Live Well, Laugh Often, Love Much"

Corporate language !!

Corporate language !!

'We will do it'

means

' You will do it'

'You have done a great job'

means

'More work to be given to you'

'We are working on it'

means

'We have not yet started working on the same'

'Tomorrow first thing in the morning'

means

'Its not getting done... At least not tomorrow !'.

'After discussion we will decide - I am very open to views'

means

'I have already decided, I will tell you what to do'

'There was a slight mis-communication'

means

'We had actually lied'

'Lets call a meeting and discuss'

means

'I have no time now, will talk later'

'We can always do it'

means

'We actually cannot do the same on time'

'We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline'

means

'The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time.'

'We had slight differences of opinion'

means

'We had actually fought'

'Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you'

means

'Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me'

'You should have told me earlier'

means

'Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!'

'We need to find out the real reason'

means

'Well I will tell you where your fault is'

'Well... family is important, your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected'

means

'Well you know...'

'We are a team'

means

'I am not the only one to be blamed'

'That's actually a good question'

means

'I do not know anything about it'

'All the Best'

means

' You are in trouble'

ST ON CONSTRUCTION

SERVICE TAX ON CONSTRUCTION OF RESIDENTIAL COMPLEX

Gauhati High Court has held in Magus Construction v. Union of India that when a person is engaged in construction of residential complex for sale to various persons, it does not amount to service and the transaction is not taxable under service tax laws. When the construction company doing construction activity on its own self, and selling the complex to various buyers, it does not fall under the ambit of service tax. Until the time sale deed is executed, the construction company remains the owner and it cannot be said that the construction company is doing construction activity on behalf of any person. Mere agreement to sale at some future date does not transfer the ownership.
The court further held that service is an intangible commodity in the form of human effort and to have service there must be service provider rendering services to some other person, who shall be the recipient of service.
The court further held that departmental circulars are not binding on the courts.
The judgment is a landmark judgment and will be applicable in a variety of other situations, where service tax is demanded by the department without establishing as to who is a service provider and who is a service recipient.

THANKS TO GOD

AKHAND PATH

AKHAND PATH WAS ORGANISED BY MANIT KAUR (40TH RANKHOLDER ,MAY 2008) to THANK GOD for helping her to achieve her goal.

All the relatives and near and dear ones of MANIT KAUR (40th rank holder) were present on this occasion.
Following members of JAB WE MET CA were ALSO present on this great occasion:-

MANIT KAUR (40TH RANKHOLDER)

ABHISHEK

KASHYAP

HEMANT

POOJA BATRA

VIVEK SAWHNEY

SATBIR SINGH

DEEKSHA SYAL

ASHUTOSH SHARMA

VIKAS BHARDWAJ

PRIYANKA

RITIKA

SHARD

AMAN MALHOTRA

ASEEM

VISHAL SINGLA

BY...

SATBIR SINGH

PRESIDENT

JAB WE MET CA

REDEFINING PROFESSIONALISM.....

"UNITED WE STAND , DIVIDED WE FALL"